Get an Audi, Get a Volvo...just no Toyota!

Ok. Where shall I begin in my quest to object to the creation of this vehicle? I turned 16, and was surprised by a brand new rat trap. My father broke down and bought me, his son, a car he claimed would later be perfect for a "little girl's first car." Oh, the irony in that!
Anyhow, back to the car. I had a new (at the time) 1997 Celica Convertible Limited Edition. I now know why it was limited! It stunk. I had to have the entire roof replaced two times, and it needed a third when I sold it. Now, tell me that is not a lemon...or a pile of scrap-in-training. That is the tip of the iceberg. I am glad I bought the extended warranty. In two years, the car required about $8,000 in repairs. I am picky, but it was garbage. I drove it again a month or so ago, as it has proven impossible to sell, and wow! I think my go-cart when I was 8 was bigger.
So, to anyone looking at a car...I have one for sale. And boy do I have a deal for you! Haha. Stay away, please.